By AnalyzeStocks.com | October 2025
🌕 The Mock Fund That Shouldn’t Exist… But Does Anyway
Forget passive investing — meet MOONQ, The Quantum Moon Fund.
Born not from Wall Street spreadsheets, but from raw conviction, caffeine, and a telescope pointed straight at the future.
This mock ETF isn’t traded, regulated, or even real — but it represents the truest quantum conviction portfolio you’ll find anywhere: a hand-curated basket of quantum computing, photonics, and quantum-safe security plays, united under one glowing moon.
⚛️ Fund Overview
| Ticker | MOONQ (Mock) |
| Fund Type | Parody / Concept Fund |
| Theme | Quantum Computing, Quantum Security, Quantum Silliness |
| Manager | OgremanCC, Chief Moonshot Officer |
| Inception Date | Whenever the first qubit met caffeine |
| Expense Ratio | 0% (but you pay in patience and diamond hands) |
🪙 Top Holdings
- QUBT — Quantum Computing Inc. (Entanglement-as-a-Service Pioneer)
- RGTI — Rigetti Computing (Superconducting Circuits with Super Ambition)
- IONQ — IonQ Inc. (Trapped-ion titan with trapped investors cheering)
- QBTS — D-Wave Quantum (Annealing dreams into algorithms)
- ARQQ — Arqit Quantum (Satellite-powered post-quantum encryption)
- BTQ — BTQ Technologies (Building a firewall for the quantum future)
- LAES — SEALSQ Corp (Quantum-safe hardware chips and secure MCUs)
- OONEF — 01 Communique (Quantum-safe software veterans)
- CCCX — Churchill Capital X / Infleqtion (Quantum sensors and reality benders)
- ZENA — ZenaTech (Fringe innovation in motion)
🧠 Strategy & Philosophy
MOONQ doesn’t track indexes. It bends them.
Every holding is chosen for its potential to push computing, cryptography, and consciousness into the next age of innovation.
Instead of following trends, MOONQ creates them — one photon, one qubit, one moonshot at a time.
💬 Mock Prospectus Highlights
“The Quantum Moon Fund seeks to deliver outsized returns from companies working to make science fiction obsolete. Investors should be comfortable with extreme volatility, unproven physics, and the possibility of time dilation in portfolio reviews.”
⚠️ Disclaimers
MOONQ is a parody concept by AnalyzeStocks.com and not a real ETF.
No shares are offered or sold, and no regulatory filings exist (unless you count cosmic records).
Invest responsibly — or at least humorously.
🚀 Final Thoughts
MOONQ represents the spirit of every Moonshot investor: fearless, curious, and willing to back the impossible.
Because sometimes, the best ETF… is the one you build yourself.
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